{"content":"💀 2009: Dude throws $10 at some random internet magic called $BTC 😴 Falls into a coma. Doctors said, “He may never wake.” ⏩ 2025: He finally wakes up… Checks his portfolio… $10 ➝ $786 MILLION 💸💸💸 His reaction? No joy. No scream. Just… 💥 System Overload And BAM — back into a coma 😭 Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s just chillin’ like: “Take your time, legend… I’m not going anywhere.” 🧘‍♂️🟧 ⸻ 🚀 The moral? Never underestimate what $10 can do in crypto. This market doesn’t sleep — even if you do. 😴💰 ⸻ 🔥 Like, Comment & Tag someone who’s sleeping on $BTC 👀 $BNB #TrumpTariffs #MarketPullback #ETHMarketWatch #BinancelaunchpoolHuma #BinanceAlphaAlert ","images":["https://d2kdcqywr8ua22.cloudfront.net/uploadfile/article/blog/2025052025/05/24/42efbd5bb7f74c3195e1558468c6a4e3.png"],"tags":[],"tradingPairs":["ETH/USDT"],"quotearticleid":0}